If top dogs were like sports superstars....

12 มีนาคม 2558

Dogs competing at largest dog show in world (Crufts in UK) answer questions from reporters as if they were pro athletes, in different UK & European accents.

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Dog show press conference with dog athletes

In this parody or spoof of a press conference for the animal competitors at the annual Crufts dog show in the UK, the largest dog show in the world. The reporters ask the dogs questions and the dogs give human-like answers that reveal their true dog character, however, using accents from different parts of the UK & Europe.

Can you spot the different accents that the dogs use?

Can you identify the breed of each dog?

Can you identify the flags on each dog's name card?

START:

[The dog named Rufus Swashbuckler, an obedience champion, is the first to answer questions]

Reporter: Rufus, over here..

Reporter: Rufus, welcome to Crufts.

Reporter: What does it take to win this year.

Rufus: Focus, yah. It's all about the focus.

[Switches to next dog, named Luckystar, an agility champion]

Luckystar: Of course, it is exciting. Whew ! I'm excited. Ready to go.

[Switches to next dog Moonwalk Magic Mick, the heelwork to music winner]

Moonwalk: My trainer and I have really prepared for this tournament. I will be wearing my..... my Union Jack costume, the matching Union jack costume.

[Returns to dog named Rufus]

Reporter: This newfound focus..... did

[Rufus sniffs something with his nose, smelling something. He looks around searching for it.]

Rufus: Is that a kitten? Oh, oh, oh....

[Switches to dog named Daisy, won the "Utility Best of Group" prize]

Reporter: How have you changed your diet this year?

Daisy: Chicken. Bacon... Socks....

[Switches to Princesse from France, who won "Best of Show"]

Princesse: Huh, I don't understand.

[Irritated, Princesse shoves the microphone away]

[Luckystar drinks out of water cup with his nose or "snout" in cup, wagging tail furiously]

Reporter: You seemed more composed this year.

Luckystar: (In a hurried, nervous voice) I am very relaxed, I am... I do a lot of yoga ... relaxed ... you know....

[Switches to Funky Furry Fritz, who won "First in Veteran Class"]

Fritz: I take..............naps........

Luckystar: Oh good...... (bites microphone cover off)

Moonwalk: We're very excited ....erh ...... (dog knocks over cup of water with his paw)

[Switches back to Rufus Swashbuckler]

Reporter: How will you celebrate if you win?

Rufus: Maybe drink from the toilet bowl or take SELFIES !!

END